“I assert no copyright nor do I claim any rights, and if you ask questions or for other support, I may just laugh cruelly.”
(Tim Bray, shooing a hunk of feral Ruby out into the public domain)

“1995 – Yukihiro “Mad Matz” Matsumoto creates Ruby to avert some vaguely unspecified apocalypse that will leave Australia a desert run by mohawked warriors and Tina Turner.”
(James Iry, at last telling the truth)