Quotes of the Day

“Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn’t immune to bullets.”
(The Brigadier, Doctor Who)

Mandrell: “You know what I think?”
Doctor: “Ah, ah that’s a catch question. With a brain your size you don’t think, right?”
(Doctor Who)

“No, `Eureka’ is Greek for `This bath is too hot.’”
(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

“Well, that was a piece of cake, eh K-9?”
“Piece of cake, Master? Radial slice of baked confection … coefficient of relevance to Key of Time: zero.”
(The Doctor and his pet dog, Doctor Who)

“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.”
(Doctor Who)

“Have you noticed the way people’s intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?”
(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

“First things first — but not necessarily in that order”
(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

“Star Wars is adolescent nonsense; Close Encounters is obscurantist drivel; Star Trek can turn your brains to puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is Doctor Who! And I’ll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!”
(Harlan Ellison)

“Interfere? Of course we should interfere! Always do what you’re best at, that’s what I say.”
(The Doctor, Doctor Who)

“The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views … which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.”
(The Doctor, Face of Evil)

“Gosh that takes me back… or is it forward? That’s the trouble with time travel, you never can tell.”
(The Doctor, Androids of Tara)